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Friendship Is Like… NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Friendship Is Like… SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!:)]

Friendship Is Like… CELL ONE
Changing Life Style!

Friendship Is Like… PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Friendship Is Like… TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

Friendship Is Like… SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Friendship Is Like… PEPSI
Ask For More!

Friendship Is Like… LG
Digitally Yours!

Friendship Is Like… NIKE
Just Do It!

Friendship Is Like… HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Friendship Is Like… WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Friendship Is Like… BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Friendship Is Like… COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

But my frndship is like LIC
Zindagi k sath bhi n
Zindagi k baad bhiiiii

Just as a wave is lifted by the shore,
Then breaks across the slowly rising sand,
So as I watch you weep my feelings pour
Across the wash of what I understand.
I wish I could just take you in my arms
And all your pain could melt into my chest,
And all the violence of passing storms
Could pass through me and finally come to rest.
No words can set things right or presence lend
A miracle to light your darkened way,
But there is solace in a loving friend
And comfort in what I don’t have to say.
Whatever circumstance you cannot bear,
Just turn to me, and you will find me there

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“MAY YOU ALWAYS SMILLING LIKE ROSES”

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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1. U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
2. Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3. U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4. U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5. When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
6. When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an outside line.
7. U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8. Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
9. U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10. Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11. U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
12. U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
13. U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
14. As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
15. U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
16. U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
17. And now u r smiling!!!!

You are to me a very special sun
That shines upon a world few ever see,
A world I’m shy to show to everyone,
That hides its urgent truth from even me.
Without your light it is a world of darkness;
Its heaven and its hell lie fast asleep.
With you as sole and sympathetic witness,
The words come forth from out my vasty deep.
And so I cannot be myself without you;
No one is whole without some loving friend.
There is a quiet joy in me about you
That lets me say what I need not defend.
Long may we serve each other to give light
To all the loveliness that haunts the night.

An Extremely Sexy Brazilian Girl Playing with water in the beach..
Keep your eye moving on her stuff.. Enjoy..

A collection of Sex and the City hot kiss scenes. Don’t forget to watch.. Enjoy…

आठ साल के एक बालक ने एक दिन अपने पिता से पूछा—”पापा-पापा, कॉल-गर्ल किसे कहते हैं ?
सवाल सुनकर पिताजी चकरा गये .

ह्डबड़ा कर बोले–”बेटा वो……..वो ऐसा है, टेलीफ़ोन के जो कॉल सेंटर होते हैं ना, उन पर काम करने वाली लड़कियों को कॉल-गर्ल कहते हैं. लेकिन ये तो बताओ तुम्हे ये अनोखा सवाल कहाँ से सूझा ?”

पुत्र ने पलट कर कहा –”पिताजी, पहले आप बताइए, आप को ये अनोखा जवाब कहाँ से सूझा ?”

एक आदमी मनोचिकित्सक के पास गया । बोला -”डॉक्टर साहब मैं बहुत परेशान हूं। जब भी मैं बिस्तर पर लेटता हूं, मुझे लगता है कि बिस्तर के नीचे कोई है। जब मैं बिस्तर के नीचे देखने जाता हूं तो लगता है कि बिस्तर के ऊपर कोई है। नीचे, ऊपर, नीचे, ऊपर यही करता रहता हूं। सो नहीं पाता । कृपा कर मेरा इलाज कीजिये नहीं तो मैं पागल हो जाऊंगा।”
डॉक्टर ने कहा – ”तुम्हारा इलाज लगभग दो साल तक चलेगा। तुम्हें सप्ताह में तीन बार आना पड़ेगा। अगर तुमने मेरा इलाज मेरे बताये अनुसार लिया तो तुम बिलकुल ठीक हो जाओगे।”
मरीज – ”पर डॉक्टर साहब, आपकी फीस कितनी होगी ?”
डॉक्टर – ”सौ रूपये प्रति मुलाकात”
गरीब आदमी था। फिर आने को कहकर चला गया।
लगभग छ: महीने बाद वही आदमी डॉक्टर को सड़क पर घूमते हुये मिला ।
”क्यों भाई, तुम फिर अपना इलाज कराने क्यों नहीं आये ?” मनोचिकित्सक ने पूछा।
”सौ रूपये प्रति मुलाकात में इलाज करवाऊं ? मेरे पड़ोसी ने मेरा इलाज सिर्फ बीस रूपये में कर दिया” आदमी ने जवाब दिया।
”अच्छा! वो कैसे ?”
”दरअसल वह एक बढ़ई है। उसने मेरे पलंग के चारों पाए सिर्फ पांच रूपये प्रति पाए के हिसाब से काट दिये।”