Before and after Marriage
Posted on December 30, 2009 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Story | Leave a Comment
Before marriage….
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit [...]
Hi-Tech Communication
Posted on December 9, 2009 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
A woman gets on a city bus.
She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.
Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asks the bus [...]
Merry Christmas to the one I love
Posted on December 26, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Social | Leave a Comment
Merry Christmas to the one I love,
Even on this day of love for all,
Remembering the love of one whose call
Redeemed all those whose hearts his love might move.
Yet only one love does my spirit prove,
Chosen in a passion like a squall,
Having in such ecstasy withal
Rejoiced in what we were created of.
In such love do we [...]
To daydream is to stir the pot of hope
Posted on November 23, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Social, Story | Leave a Comment
To daydream is to stir the pot of hope.
What we most want is up upon a stage,
Eliciting a self-vicarious pleasure.
Nor should we deprecate such homespun treasure,
The source of much delight at any age.
Years pass, yet dreams with dreamers still elope.
Fear not to dream, for dreams are not mere leisure:
Imagination gives one room to cope,
Vivid in [...]
Have a Wonderful Day
Posted on October 17, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Jokes/SMS/Poems, Social | Leave a Comment
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to feel your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
You told me in a dream you always loved me
Posted on October 15, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Jokes/SMS/Poems, Social | Leave a Comment
You told me in a dream you always loved me.
I wept with joy at what with joy you said.
My sadness was not there. It was so lovely.
And with you was my darling, also dead.
The sky was with an early sunrise burning,
Yet still with ample darkness for the moon,
Which held the secret of its youthful yearning
Although [...]
Are You In IT Industry
Posted on July 20, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Story | Leave a Comment
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
Ur prime source of [...]
Customer Care In Next Decade
Posted on July 18, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your…”
Customer: “Hello, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. ..on….. .889861356102049 998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ……..
Your home number is [...]
SMS Shayari Collections
Posted on July 11, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke [...]
Freshers Day at a CoEducation College
Posted on July 10, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
It was freshers day at a coeducation college. The principal said “In our college we are very strict and follow discipline. The boys and girls hostel are separate. If we find any boy entering the girls hostel, a fine of Rs. 100 will be levied first time. If he is caught second time Rs. 200 [...]
