Have a Wonderful Day
Posted on October 17, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Jokes/SMS/Poems, Social | Leave a Comment
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to feel your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
You told me in a dream you always loved me
Posted on October 15, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Jokes/SMS/Poems, Social | Leave a Comment
You told me in a dream you always loved me.
I wept with joy at what with joy you said.
My sadness was not there. It was so lovely.
And with you was my darling, also dead.
The sky was with an early sunrise burning,
Yet still with ample darkness for the moon,
Which held the secret of its youthful yearning
Although [...]
Are You In IT Industry
Posted on July 20, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS, Story | Leave a Comment
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
Ur prime source of [...]
Customer Care In Next Decade
Posted on July 18, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your…”
Customer: “Hello, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. ..on….. .889861356102049 998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ……..
Your home number is [...]
SMS Shayari Collections
Posted on July 11, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke [...]
Freshers Day at a CoEducation College
Posted on July 10, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
It was freshers day at a coeducation college. The principal said “In our college we are very strict and follow discipline. The boys and girls hostel are separate. If we find any boy entering the girls hostel, a fine of Rs. 100 will be levied first time. If he is caught second time Rs. 200 [...]
He/She Before/After The Marriage
Posted on July 7, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind [...]
Smart Girls Answers
Posted on July 6, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
He: Hi,didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice ??
She: Must have been 1 i never make the same mistake twice
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He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry i’m having a headache this weekend
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He: Go on dont be shy ask me out
She: Okay GET OUT
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He: I think i can make [...]
Can You Make Camilla As Beautiful As Diana?
Posted on July 5, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp [...]
What Does a Women Genital Look Like?
Posted on July 4, 2008 - Filed Under Jokes/SMS | Leave a Comment
Son:”Daddy, what does a vagina look like?”
Father:”Well son, it’s like a very pretty, delicate flower that must be plucked very gently.”
Son: “Well what does it look like after you pluck it?”
Father: “Like a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonnaise.”
